Town of Braintree

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While waiting in the wings is

UBU THE WONDER DOG
Better still as a new Town Manager, train him to shake his head violently when hears the word money, raise or contact.

He should be given free access to all town property, schools, classrooms, sewer/water depts. palatial new palaces, police and fire stations!

The kids would love him but the school administrators would try to exclude him from their domains on various health related issues, a few judicious growls and bites should solve those problems!

Teach him to play poker and after he shows promise in bluffing run him against the teachers union! Teach him about town politicians, police and fire union issues and turn him loose!

He will be smarter than our recent leaders and work for peanuts, er, bones.


-By Always thinking, not always rational!

By Always thinking, not always rati
ubu is not a political animal

hello again this is Elias Smith.it is quite flattering that you would consider
ubu for a role in town goverment.after that last episode of web surfing we had a long talk about boundries.we won't go there.that's when the subject of a possible career change was first broached with him, and honestly his heart & tail wouldn't be in it for the long haul.he realizes that presently
there is a power vacuum and it would be very easy to dip his paw in the pool so to speak and emerge victorious in a nip and tuck dog eat dog selectmen race(so to speak) with either candidate.then what? long days and even longer nights
dealing with unions,cash flow,budget employee incompetence,and finally the shipyard tragedy.as it stands now he literally has a dog's life and he unwilling to give that up for anything.
sorry.he will support any competent,
ethical underdog's bid for office,however and we are willing to supply as much of our Smith Brothers
products as necessary for a hack free political debate.


By the other smith brother
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