Town of Braintree

sung to tune ''Alley Oop''
Well there's a man out at Fenway Park that we all know, Johnny Oop oop, oop, oop oop

He stopped getting haircuts a long time a go, johnny oop oop, oop, oop oop

He leaves his hair natural, without no goop, johnny oop oop, oop, oop oop

well, this cat's name is, Johnny Oop johnny oop oop, oop, oop oop

He's the bestest leadoff guy alive,
buntin' singles and hittin' drives
he's the guy that make the red sox thrive
look at that cave man go, AAAWWWHHHHH

By me

Go To Your Room,You have lost it

You have lost it,I thought you were all for the Yankee's!

When you are stable again take your med's!

The Red Flops Will Break your heart again!!
Don't trust them!


By Never Trust The Sox

Only 8 Wins Away

Hey, Me, you'll see Johnny Come Lately will rescue our Sox and the Bronx Bums will be defeated in friendly Fenway over the weekend. You cowards do despair, now don't you, but you gotta keep the faith!
Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, how you can hit!

By Tessie

Clever..

I applaud Tessie and the person who started this thread. You are indeed very clever. I think this board needs a little more levity. I have a smile on my face. (and I think we need much more of that).
Thanks for making my day a little lighter. Go Sox.. And remember folks if indeed the Sox do not proceed to the Worlds Series. It is only a game. I know it makes the winter shorter, but we must not lose sight of those things that are more important in this life..