Town of Braintree

i woke up this morning and there is snow,snow,snow everywhere.luckily out here on our farm i can roam the countryside ruminating on which squirrel to hunt,cat to chase and female ( _itch to you human folk )
to fix with my young.call of the wild is my scent.my master is struggling mightily as he attempts to turn over
his '56 rambler and head into town
to fetch the fixings for a workingman's
breakfast.something is troubling' him;
me thinks it's this town government mess.you humans don't know how lucky
our canine life is.the highlight of my day is when either master or his wife
(i think that's what you call her )
let me out for the hunt & outhouse run.
next leftovers for breakfast and reruns
from the big noisy box called TV land.
much later after the final squirrel hunt & outhouse run we all settle down
by the masters hearth reminiscing on the way it used to be.enjoy the snow
you all sure need the distraction
its a ruff life but you have to make the best of it.i make snow angels and
yellow snow.its fun we all can enjoy

HEY UBU! GET AWAY FROM THAT COMPUTA!

(gotta go the master is on to me
ra-rhi)

By ubu,the smith brothers dog

apologize for ubu's unauthorized

use of our computer.he must have been
watchin' to close one day.those dogs sure are smart.he has been punished
no leftovers or tv time.Bad Boy!
SIT UBU SIT!
i have to be going.got something to deal
with over here.Elias Smith out.


By the other smith brother

The answer to our problems

Why don?’t you train your dog to run for office in the next town election against the current School Committee chair, he couldn?’t do as bad a job as she did, at least he wouldn?’t, with proper training, give away the store as she did!

Teach him to play poker and after he shows promise in bluffing run him against the teachers union president, Larry Kramer, if he is able to win all of the big pots, we have a winner!

Tell him to play on Kramer?’s inflated ego after every win, he should crack and lose his composure and when he does go for the throat, so to speak!

If he is as smart as I think he is we should be able to hold the line on this run away
school budget and put an end to all of these foolish giveaways!!

The big plus is he would be away from the computer and could get his exercise
chasing Kramer down the hall at the union meetings!

By What An Idea