Town of Braintree

A little Christmas Story

Little Rebecca comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas.
''Since Christmas is for Christians and we're Jewish,'' she asks, ''will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?''

Rebecca's father thinks a bit, then says, ''No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?''

''Osama Bin Laden,'' she says.
''Why Osama Bin Laden,'' her father asks in shock?
''Well'', she says, ''I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.''

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. ''Rebecca, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.''

''I know,'' Rebecca says, ''and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him and send him back to hell where he belongs.''

Marine

>The tired American Marine
This marine should be in
jail for the next 40 years
for kiling the dog.

Besides a ''real'' marine would not
have done this.

Maybe you need to stop slamming
the marines. I know you intended to
slame the French but you end up slamming the marines more.

IMHO you owe the marines an apology.




By HGRTY

Where do you boobs spring from

How on GODs green earth did I insult the Marine?You are either in the mood
to pick a fight or are very slow as in stupid!
It was a joke bozo get a grip.
The last thing that I intended was to Insult the marine's.

Take a time out.