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TRUISMS OR GROANERS...YOU DECIDE!

Aug 15, 2003

1. A bicycle can?’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What?’s the definition of a will? It?’s a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it?’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it?’s your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don?’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I?’ll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can?’t budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn?’t find the key. . . ☻