Colonial Acres

Its time to start putting out poison.

Re. 2007 Rats

Uh, just might them rats exactly be? I haven't encountered any yet, which explains why you haven't heard this 48-year-old man scream like a 5-year-old girl. Enlighten me, and I'll have more rat poison ready for consumption than kegs at a frat party.

By Larry D.

Rats -

If you are going to put out poison, please remember place poison out of reach from neighborhood pets and children. Most of us try to keep both in our own yards, but remember placing poison with in either's reach can be punishable by law.

Poison

I've got three dogs, so I wouldn't be using poison. Just a little humor.

By Larry D.