In Beacon Hill we're havin' fun,
cause recent murders we haven't one
So instead we sharpen our wicked poem
Hoo! wrote What ? We didn't know-um...
'Bout someone elses Public Parts
(And someone else's Pubic Farts)
Before the Rubric starts
it Upsets the Cart
an Apple for
this Teacher's Heart
Exactly what the mad-man spouts
In Public Forums: Fumes and Shouts !
an audience gleeful (and gay) Rejoice
at expressed good humor
from His Voice.
By UNoHoo ! !
cause recent murders we haven't one
So instead we sharpen our wicked poem
Hoo! wrote What ? We didn't know-um...
'Bout someone elses Public Parts
(And someone else's Pubic Farts)
Before the Rubric starts
it Upsets the Cart
an Apple for
this Teacher's Heart
Exactly what the mad-man spouts
In Public Forums: Fumes and Shouts !
an audience gleeful (and gay) Rejoice
at expressed good humor
from His Voice.
By UNoHoo ! !