Good citizens of CHNA, we at NSNA are so sorry about Suzie Q and Jacki G comming over and posting on your chat. I have been ever vigilent about keeping them quiet on the North Shore chat, but I never for one moment expected that they would be over here boring you with their blah-blah-blah. Today I decided to check up on them, and low-and-behold, their nasty little footprints were all over your chat. I promise to see to it personally that they nasty little ankle bracelets so we can better monitor their movements. Our next step will be to increase their medication. I personal assure you, they will not bother you again.

Incidentaly, good people of CHNA, while visiting, old Stella could not help but notice a flat-line on your chat-chart. You definately could use some heavy duty stimulant to jump start your lives. The red-hot-momma from NSNA, Stella could do that for you but my bankers would need to be involved. Let me know. You know where Stella lives (at NSNA). Why don't you come up and see me some time?



By Stella