But I don't want to be a liberal anymore, I want to close down large portions of my brain and be just like you, please teach me how.

I was a neglected child left to the wilds of the world, left to view it with an open mind, I have not had the strict structured environment you were raised with.

I really get tired of thinking on my own, I desire structure, I desire to be told what to do and that is where you can teach me to be a devout Republican like yourself. I so desperately want to follow a simple program such as you do, please teach me how.

And so......I win......nuff said! The ignorant are now enlightened.

Yes, you win. I have converted myself to Republican. And you know what, so much has been lifted from me, I actually felt 90% of all my brain power just fly right out of my head.

Wow, My brain feels so light now... and now I'm hungry, I feel like eating some pie.

Hmm, I feel like having a political discussion but... now nothing comes to mind.

Oh being a Republican is great as there is so much space in my brain now... there's almost an echo effect from all the space, it's so weird, does that happen to you as well?