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Political Humor and Political C-Span Exploration

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Dubbya Humor

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly
complains "I hate all the dumb Dubbya Bush jokes people tell about me."
Cheney, was feeling sorry for his "boss", and says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you." Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab. "Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickle Street. Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."
George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

Timely Political Commentaries

Commencement Addresses

The latest polls show 69% of registered voters don't trust the latest polls.
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"Suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ---Mark Twain
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A farmer finally decided to buy a big new color and flat screen TV. The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day.

The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on and found only political ads again.

When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found political ads.

The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the TV.

When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was right. After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the antenna. In a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found the problem. The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to the manure spreader.