Post wedding report

On the Monday morning that followed the weekend of my wedding, there was a discarded Tahoe cigarette butt in the road between Unit 241(McPeak) and Unit 240 (Green). I had vainly hoped that over the weekend the perp would have been rehabilitated and that he'd stop throwing his cigarette butts on the streets of our beautiful association. I guess that Detective Elliot Stabler of Law & Order was right and perps will commit the same crime over and over again until they're stopped for good.

A perp in the suburbs

Wednesday morning, there were 5 discarded Tahoe cigarette butts on the ground in front of Unit 234-a record number. It looks like last evening the perp and a ''friend'' sat in folding chairs that were set up between the road and the back of the red perpmobile. It well could be that as he talked, the perp flipped cigarette butts onto the street, driveway and onto the yard/common area of Unit 234. In this dry weather the Tahoe butts that were flipped onto our grass could have started a fire in our common area, but the perp isn't a homeowner-just a guest.

The perp walk

Thursday morning, there was a discarded Tahoe cigarette butt on the ground outside the Unit 234. There were also more of the disgusting Tahoe cigarette butts in the road across from Unit 237 and on the road & ground across from Unit 239. It's pretty likely that the perp walks down the road that runs behind Unit 237 (Wallace)-Unit 240 (Green) all the while smoking Tahoe cigarettes and possibly walking his black dogs. So, when he walks on the road that runs beside St. Martin's Square, is he taking the Hearthstone Manor version of the perp walk or will that term only apply when he's brought into the station in handcuffs in front of the TV cameras?

Pretty quiet Saturday

Today there was only one disgusting discarded Tahoe cigarette butt on the ground in front on Unit 234. That wasn't nearly as disgusting as the partially full Taco Bell drink cup that someone had discarded in the Unit 200 guest parking lot, but that was probably done by another moron and is another story on the mean streets of Hearthstone Manor.