This product costs nothing.
IT IS FREE! The only requirement is that you vote AGAINST the City Council members that brought you the Noise Contour maps that show you are not being affected by the noise from 125 flights over your head each day.
Directions for use:
When this Recommendation is Passed to the FAA, distribute "gallons" of our new product, COUNCIL-B-GONE.
Vote for anyone running against the signers of the Six-Signature Memo. We want them gone. No more back room deals!
Tim Baanwoolf, District 9
David Carpenter, District 10
Howard W. Peak, Mayor
Bobby Perez, District 1
Raul Prado, District 4
Enrique M Barrera, District 6
Ed Garza, District 7
Our "myNHHA.org" Earmuffs are just the thing to wear when you have a Bar-B-Que. Purchase extras for your guests who don't live in Northern Hills. These fashionable sound proofing devices fit any size head, and look stylish on either sex. Padded for comfort so you can wear them for the six or seven minutes between flights, and we'll bet you don't even know they are on your head.
Waterproof version coming Summer of 2000.
Order today. Only $19.95
If you can think of a product that will be useful when the sound gets to be too much to bear, send your product ideas to:
John Penry
jpenry@stic.net