ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle. 
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage. 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun. 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction. 
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favourite!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character lines.