Settlers Crossing HOA

My e-mail address in the newsletter is incorrect. The correct address is chance.jackson@cox.net and my phone number is 844-5110. I am looking for people willing to work on an as needed basis to clean up the trash around the ponds and other common areas, fix the playground equipment, and work on the landscaping in the common areas. If you are willing to help out please contact me via e-mail or phone. I am not forming a committee and asking you to commit you time on a regular basis. I want people I can contact and request help on projects as the need arises. If your friends or neighbors do not have Internet access, please share my info with them so they too can get involved. I'll be happy to answer any questions you may have. Thank you for your interest and willingness to help.

I'm trashy, will you pick me up? It's so lonely out here living in the woods by the ponds. My house is the lean-to by the 4th tree on the right. I keep the place very nice and neat, and always throw away my excrement in the ponds at 5am sharp. You are welcome!