Where did everyone go??? This used to be my entertainment!!!

We are all

over here by the water retention facility (ditch) watching them clean it out. It got quiet because everything has been complained about already. The pot needs to be stirred so the annual meeting won't be so boring. I heard the board is thinking about banning crape myrtle trees. That is outrageous.

Detention

It is a detention facility not a retention facility. It is not supposed to retain water! Hey, while you are out by the ditch, catch those beavers so they wont rebuild the dams!

You Do It!

You catch'em and cook'em!