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This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Cleveland
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Cleveland
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you live in Cleveland
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Cleveland
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Cleveland
If''Vacation'' means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend,
you live in Cleveland
If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Cleveland
If you have switched from ''heat'' to ''A/C'' in the same day and back again
you live in Cleveland
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Cleveland
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Cleveland
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Cleveland
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --You're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Cleveland
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow,
you live in Cleveland
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,still winter and road construction,
you live in Cleveland
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Cleveland
If you find 10 degrees ''a little chilly'',
you live in Cleveland
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Cleveland friends & others,
you live or have lived in Cleveland
By Tom
This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Cleveland
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Cleveland
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you live in Cleveland
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Cleveland
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Cleveland
If''Vacation'' means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend,
you live in Cleveland
If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Cleveland
If you have switched from ''heat'' to ''A/C'' in the same day and back again
you live in Cleveland
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Cleveland
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Cleveland
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Cleveland
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --You're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Cleveland
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow,
you live in Cleveland
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,still winter and road construction,
you live in Cleveland
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Cleveland
If you find 10 degrees ''a little chilly'',
you live in Cleveland
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Cleveland friends & others,
you live or have lived in Cleveland
By Tom
