Solicitors

Maybe this sign might keep most of 'em away:

NO SOLICITING
NO PROSELYTIZING
NO DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES

We did not call you to come sell your product.
We believe in God and Country ?– we do not require conversion.
Simply stated, WE?’RE NOT INTERESTED. So, please don?’t bother us.

Thank you for your cooperation.

And still, people will fail to read the damned sign...